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Barney Cometh

Barney Fife

Law enforcement, the FBI, grand juries, lawsuits, arrests, jail, cease-and-desist, special visitors with shiny badges, letters from lawyers, more lawyers, more law enforcement. On and on and on it goes.

Because it's totally illegal to disagree with somebody, or to not believe what they claim.

Dan Keller

Dan, it's not a blog. It's a web site. I have a blog. This is not it. This is it.

Dan Keller
Dan Keller

Oh, my. Does this mean I'm going to be... uh... executed?

Dan Keller David Gibbs Disregard for the law

This is hilarious. Here we have these fundamentalist Christians telling me what a "real atheist" is like. This has to be the first time in my life I've ever seen someone like that say that "real atheists" (as opposed to what? fake ones?) are known for "civility" and "abide by the law."

The truth, of course, is that "real atheists" simply do not believe in the existence of gods. That says nothing whatever about "civility" or the law.

And yeah, we do believe in free thought. And freedom of expression. And freedom of speech. And all that stuff. Unlike Truth-Seeking Graduates...

Cathy Harris

The FBI? How scary! J. Edgar and his buddies... I said I didn't believe Cathy Harris and the FBI cares about that. Who would ever have thought it?

Oh, Wow Wow, for pete's sake, Act 105 doesn't have anything to do with any of this.

Barney Fife

And here we have the most bizarre series of innuendos and accusations I have ever seen.

Pedophile ring
Pedophile ring


They have talked to "all my classmates"? What classmates? For my entire life? Or when I was at Bob Jones Academy, fifty years ago? They've tracked down every single one of them and talked with them about... what?

Terror and trafficking? Every single day? Seriously?

But in typical fashion (this is a hallmark of their innuendo), they don't really say. They just sort of vaguely accuse.

Pedophile ring

And then they toss in a disclaimer. If I say that I don't know what in the hell they are talking about, well, I'm lying. They know. They provide no details, no proof, no evidence of any kind. Nothing. But I'm supposed to know what they are talking about, and if I say I don't, I'm lying. You know that because they say so. "They," of course, is an unidentified person who hides behind the admin's cloak of a Facebook page.

Pedophile ring

And they taunt. Vague. No details. No real facts. Just innuendo and taunting. This is what they do.

Pedophile ring

And in this one, it's Maytag talking, or at least, we're led to believe that it's Maytag. Who knows for sure? Who even cares at this point? But we're told it's a "pedo ring." A ring of pedophiles operating at Bob Jones University? Fifty years ago? I would assume they are all dead now, if they ever existed.

I was at Bob Jones Academy while I was 13 to 15 years old. I had no idea then what a "pedophile" even was. I knew the facts of life, but not much more than that. At any rate, with no evidence and no proof and nothing but innuendo, it's a pretty nasty claim to be making in public, but they're good at making claims about people who are dead.

special visitors

We start here with the supposed "special visitors." There are a whole bunch of these.

special visitors

I do not mention them because I have never laid my eyes on them. No special visitors. Visitors, yes. Neighbors, friends, you name it. But nobody with a "shiny badge" except our next-door neighbor who happens to be a deputy sheriff. He comes over frequently to share some beer on our porch, especially on nice summer evenings. However, he is rarely in uniform.

Barney Fife special visitors
letters

This was posted on September 4, 2014. No letter. Nobody that I know has gotten any mail that was unusual. This is very upsetting to them, we can tell.

Cease and desist Cease and desist Cease and desist Cease and desist Cease and desist
phone calls

And then there are the pleas for us to stop with the phone calls. No phone calls, folks. None. I have made only a couple of phone calls in the last week, neither related to any of this.

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picture

This, as near as I can tell, refers to a supposed picture of Cathy Harris and Camille Lewis on a motorcycle. Cathy posted it all around Facebook for a while. But this one was Photoshopped with blood and gore and horrible stuff and oh my god, it was up on Pinterest in Jeffrey Hoffman's account.

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And people reported it and it was removed.

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Or, "law enforcement" found it while doing "surveillance" and removed it. Or both. Or neither. Who knows?

Because Jeffrey Hoffman has never had a Pinterest account. Nor have I for that matter.

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And Jeffrey is not known for making fake profiles and fake accounts and fake identities. But you know who is an expert at it? And you know who else?

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The veiled threats go on, but you get the idea. We're all going to jail. Exactly who "we" are isn't ever really made clear, however I do know that I am one of "we." We've been reported to "law enforcement" over and over again for all sorts of crimes.

Cathy Harris

And I know this is true because St. Catherine herself says so.

So what are we to make of this?

no accusations no accusations no accusations
no accusations

You could have fooled me, Maytag.

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